首先感谢央视给我们带来新的古装版《人猿泰山》

少年杨过:长的丑就算了,你能不能不要这么猥琐?

杨过是及格的,头发是漂染的,

服装是皮草的

玄铁是巨型的,估计比+15的破山攻还高

龙女是痴呆的,表情是幼稚的,演技是木头的,哎,水灵的亦菲...可惜...

衣服是公主的,并且是仙剑的

郭靖是丑陋的,样子是太 监的(旁是胸前贴着八卦符的丘处机道长)

黄蓉是平庸的,活象是媒婆的

骗人

郭芙是惊艳的,造型是妖女的

郭襄是可爱的

打扮是宝玉的

程英是烈性的,马甲是紧身的

无双是稚嫩的,身份是童工的

绿萼是环保的,裙子是青菜的(好大一莴苣)

莫愁是妖姬的,一身是漆黑的。说得好听点:凤凰中烧锅炉的

尹志平是美容院做面膜的

表情是做作的,台词是肉麻的。

总导演是莫名的,制片人是去死的,电视台是被涮的,众观众是……绝望的

来自MOP。。对央视那些人想开杀戒了。。
